International horoscope sensation Septic Peg, Gamblista’s new resident gypsy astrologist tells you what type of poker player you are based on your star signs, suggesting good hands and maybe predicting a hot streak in her astrological poker star sign predictions.
Any similarity or confusion between Gamblista’s “Septic Peg” and (has been) 1980’s lotto TV astrologer “Mystic Meg” is entirely co-incidental. If she is any good at her job (which we suspect she probably is) Mystic Meg will have already predicted just how insightful Septic Peg’s poker predictions are and will be reading them already.
Aries: March 21 – April 19
For poker players born under Aries the thrill of gambling and playing games is what gets their juices flowing. Notorious for being impulsive and reckless, this can be both a blessing and a curse – For you it is all push or fold.
Famous Aries Poker Players: Allen Cunningham
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
For Taurean’s poker is all about the money, the profit and the rewards and perks of the game. Taurus is the degen sign of the poker world it’s all about the girls, poker bling and degenerate excess to the max.Famous Taurus Poker Players: Mike Caro
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
Quick-witted you tend to sniff out a bluff but also too curious, don’t look players up too often. Your open-minded approach to learning the game Gemini’s tend to make creative poker players. However watchout, you can be easily distracted.
Famous Gemini Poker Players: David Williams
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
Sensitive and shrewd you suss out when things aren’t going your way. You can be manipulative but also impressionable so listen to your inner voice for the right time to act.
Famous Cancer Poker Players: Phil Gordon
Leo: July 23 – August 22
Assertive at the table but also responsible with your chip stack your weak point is being stubborn and arrogant. You flourish when you play with fiery enthusiasm and use a bit of focussed creativity.
Famous Leo Poker Players: Eric Lindgren
Virgo: August 23 – September 22
Generally organized, thorough and thoughtful these traits help your game improve. You are good at sizing up people and sensing weakness but sometimes your need for perfection can make you blind to the obvious.
Famous Virgo Poker Players: Phil Laak
Libra: September 23 – October 22
Sometimes objective and charming, you can be indecisive and thoughtless in your game when self-absorbed or your mind is elsewhere – Keep focus on your game or don’t play poker.
Scorpio: October 23 – November 21
With a dynamic and probing poker style you can also have a moody and sadistic side which is not good for your game. You are exceptionally good at rooting out when other players are trying to be deceptive while adept at deception yourself.
Famous Scorpio Poker Players: Joe Hachem
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21
Enthusiastic and optimistic at the table, you are the extravagant, excessive player everyone loves and hates. Although fundamentally serious there is nothing you like more than fun and to gamble.
Famous Sagittarius Poker Players: Patrik Antonius
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19
A careful, hardworking, disciplined player you are the ABC grinder. This inflexible outlook means it is difficult for you to play with flair or imagination but equally it means you could grind a steady profit.
Famous Capricorn Poker Players: Barry Greenstein
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18
Being an independent thinker and inventive can lead to a uniquely successful style but equally being defiant and aloof could lead to financial ruin. Loyal to your friends but ruthless at the table.
Pisces: February 19 – March 20
Pisces players tend to be intuitive and creative, which if you listen to your inner voice will lead to profits, however dont be too creative at micro limits as this could lead to “fancy play synrome”, which is costly with low stakes.
Famous Pisces Poker Players: John Hennigan
Disclaimer: Any predictions or suggestions made here or by Septic Peg are to be taken with a liberal pinch of salt and any advice inferred or otherwise is strictly to be used for recreational and entertainment purposes only. None of our predictions offer any guarantee of future profits or events (much like probability and getting it all-in good pre-flop).